If you’re brown, black, darn skinned, fair skinned, ‘yellow’, orange, or whatever tone your skin colour is; as long as you’re not white (bleaching doesn’t count), then you’re expected to be (stereotypically) reading this from the top of a tree with a snake around your neck, malaria playing with your relatives, while your Lion strolls downstairs. In fact, how the fuck did you get an Internet enabled phone? (white literature, take it easy.) If you’ve…