This work is inspired by events untrue. Certain characters, names, incidents have not been fictionalized for writing purposes. However, this work of fiction is X-rated; not suitable for readers who aren’t eligible to drink beer. [PS: It’s criminal to use this piece as a substitute for wanking material]. By a show of honest hands, gentlemen, how many of you have received nudes from a girl? Anyone? I had my first nude picture delivered to me…